sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

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Anonymous said: omg "the morning sex" and "the kitchen sex"!!!! You made me laugh really loud!! P.s. I'm happy for you

Lolololol made myself laugh a little too. Thanks bb! 😁